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[Loud snoring]

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[Snoring continues]

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[Beeps]

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[Snoring] [Door open]

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[Snoring] [Door open]

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Hey, wake up.

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[Snores]

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Come on. You're snoring. Wake up.

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[Snores]

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Daffy, wake up!

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[Snores]
- All right, fine.

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[Snoring continues]

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[Sighs]

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Do you need to sigh so loudly?
I'm trying to sleep!

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[Snores]

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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com.

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A WEB-DL synchronize and
correction by jasonnguyen2606

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[Birds chirping] Seasonl Episode
15 "Bugs and Daffy Get a Job"

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[Chewing] Original Air Date: August
30, 2011 on Cartoon Network.

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You look terrible.
You should get more sleep.

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[Chews]

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More sleep? I can't get any
sleep because of your snoring.

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What? I've tried everything...

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Breathing strips, mouth guards,
eye patches, jock straps...

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...self tanner, canker sore cream,
and I still snore.

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Really? Canker sore cream didn't work.

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What's the big deal? I snore.
You brush your teeth.

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We all have our little quirks.

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Daffy, you gotta see someone
about your snoring.

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It's a problem.

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Not a problem for me. I sleep great.

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Well, it's a problem for me.

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And I know just how to fix it...
Permanently.

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How is standing on the ledge of a
high-rise building gonna fix my snoring?

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Oh, right, snoring.

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[Dings]

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- What's this doctor's name again?
- Dr. Weisberg.

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Weisberg... What is that, Irish?

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[Scoffs]

40
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Hey, that's Porky's office,
Murphy and associates.

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Murphy... What is that, Jewish?

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- What are you doing?
- Recipes.

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- You don't cook.
- Well, I don't have the time.

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But "7-Minute Meals", it's
perfect for busy moms like me.

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Ohhkay.

46
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I'm gonna go visit Porky.

47
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Fine, more salmon balls for me.

48
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This is taking forever.

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- Where's the bathroom?
- Right down the hall.

50
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Oh, you need a key.

51
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A key? To go to the bathroom?

52
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What? You don't trust me?

53
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You think I'm gonna steal your toilet?

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Hmph. What happened to this country?

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BUGS [IN DEEP VOICE]:
Porky, can I see you in my office?

56
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What'd I do?

57
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[Laughing]

58
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Bugs? What are you doing here?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]:
I was gonna push Daffy off the roof.

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Wow, look at you. You got your own cubicle!

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A computer...

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Uh, p-please don't.

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A phone...

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[Imitating Porky's stammer]
Th-this is Porky Pig.

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[Gasps]

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Pencil sharpener...

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[Gasps]

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Tape dispenser...

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[Stammers]

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What a fun job. You must love working here.

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If by love, you mean hate sitting
in this soul-sucking cave...

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...counting every minute
until the weekend...

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...and then dreading every
minute until Monday...

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...then yes, I love working here.

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Spittin' image.

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Oh, uh. Who works there?

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No one. It's empty.

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Mmhmm.

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DAFFY: My point is if someone
wanna steal a toilet...

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...they're gonna steal a toilet.

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Let's just agree to disagree, OK?

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I don't agree to that.

83
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All right. Looks like you've
got a deviated septum.

84
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There is nothing wrong with my septum!
What's a septum?

85
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It's what separates the right
and the left side of the nose.

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Yours is too far to the right,
which is causing your snoring.

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Can you fix it?

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Easily. It's a piece of cake.
A very simple procedure.

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And, if you'd like, while I'm at it...

90
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...I could smooth out
that bump in your beak.

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I don't have a bump in my beak.

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[Gasping]

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I'm hideous!

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Where'd you get that?

95
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Why didn't you tell me
I have a bump on my beak?!

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I never noticed a bump.

97
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Do not patronize me!

98
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If there is something wrong
with me that I don't know about...

99
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...then you owe it to me as
my best friend to tell me!

100
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All right. You're a narcissist.
You're a sociopath.

101
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You're probably a psychopath.

102
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You're a...

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[Ding]

104
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You're paranoid, sexist, and
you make fun of the elderly.

105
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Those are just quirks! Endearing quirks!

106
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I'm talking about something
important, my appearance.

107
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And if you won't be honest with me,
then I'll find someone who will.

108
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Here, take this home for me.
It's a really good toilet.

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Did you want these in
color or black and white?

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- Aah!
- Do I have a bump on my beak?

111
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Oh, yeah, it's huge.
First thing I ever noticed about you.

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[Gasps]

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I can't have a bump on my beak!

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I can't have an imperfection!
I allow no imperfections!

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What are you talking about?
You're nothing but imperfections.

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Name a perfection.

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What are you looking at?

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[Gasps]

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It's my bump, isn't it? Don't look at me.
I'm a monster!

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[Screaming]

121
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Oops, sorry.

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Didn't mean to bump into you.

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Oh!

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Aah!

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It's OK. It's just a bump in the road.

126
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Oh!

127
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Aah!

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[Screaming]

129
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Careful, that sidewalk's pretty bumpy.

130
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Oh!

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- * Bump, bump, bump, bump *
- [Screaming]

132
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♪ Bump, bump, bump ♪

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- Bump.
- Bump.

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- Bump.
- Bump.

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[Screaming]

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No! No!

137
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Doh!

138
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Hey, man, you got a big bump on your beak.

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[Screaming]

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[Horn honks, tires squeal]

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Murphy and associates. Please hold.
Thank you for your holding...

142
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[Computer beeps]

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[Sighs]

144
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What's up... Doc?

145
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Bugs? Why are you here?

146
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I don't know.
Maybe because I work here.

147
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But you're not an accountant.

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Nope, but evidently I have great people skills.

149
00:08:05,311 --> 00:08:06,732
So what are you working on?

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00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:09,607
The Papadopoulos returns.

151
00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:12,770
It's the most complex tedious tax return...

152
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...and I get stuck with it every year.

153
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Well, what are you waiting for?

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Those taxes aren't gonna return themselves.

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[Upbeat music playing]

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♪ Return those taxes, return those taxes ♪

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♪ Return 'em, return 'em ♪

158
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♪ Return those taxes, report that income ♪

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♪ Find those deductions,
itemize those expenses ♪

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I wanna look like this.

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This is a recipe for salmon balls.

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Gimme that! I haven't
had time to make those.

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7 minutes. They're out of their minds.

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I wanna look like this.

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First of all, that's a woman.

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Second of all, that's a nose.

167
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You have a beak.

168
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You know, your bedside manner
could use some work.

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Smaller.

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Smaller.

171
00:09:04,062 --> 00:09:05,496
Smaller.

172
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Anything smaller would be
too drastic a change.

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The drasticer, the better.

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Heh heh heh heh.

175
00:09:13,874 --> 00:09:14,781
Hmm.

176
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When do you wanna have it turn?

177
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Now!

178
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Sorry, you have a very slappable face.

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Porky's gonna love these.

180
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Hey, I didn't hear you snore last night.

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I guess the procedure was a success.

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It'll be a success when
these bandages come off...

183
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...and I show the world the new me.

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Soon I will be on the outside what
I've always been on the inside...

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perfect, like a diamond, or a pearl...

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...or a pearl with a diamond inside.

187
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And now the pearl outside is
being replaced by diamond...

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...so that there is diamond on the inside...

189
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...and now finally a matching
diamond on the outside.

190
00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:03,687
Well, all I care about is the not snoring.

191
00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:06,423
I'm off to work!

192
00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:11,362
Work? I don't remember Bugs having a job.

193
00:10:11,429 --> 00:10:14,131
Has he always had a job?
I wonder what he does.

194
00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:16,139
I bet he's a dentist.

195
00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:18,070
[Laughing]

196
00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:20,280
Lame!

197
00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:22,773
Got any rubber bands?

198
00:10:24,109 --> 00:10:26,257
Thanks.

199
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,913
Scissors?

200
00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:30,919
Thanks.

201
00:10:30,949 --> 00:10:32,465
Tape?

202
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,544
Thanks.

203
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,324
Pencils?

204
00:10:35,325 --> 00:10:36,220
Thanks.

205
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,590
I only needed the erasers.

206
00:10:38,756 --> 00:10:42,115
Hey, Pork, you got a second?

207
00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:44,541
Bugs, I'm trying to work.

208
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BUGS [High-pitched voice]: Ha ha!
Hi, my name's Diane.

209
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:49,268
I'm Mr. Bunny's new secretary.

210
00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:51,376
Oh, can I get you a cup of coffee?

211
00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:54,273
Stop it! You're hurting me.

212
00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:56,984
- Aah!
- Bugs, quit it.

213
00:10:57,025 --> 00:10:58,819
What? I'm just having fun.

214
00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:00,802
You're not supposed to be having fun.

215
00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,605
You're supposed to be working.

216
00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:04,908
- Why can't I do both?
- Huh?

217
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:08,619
Porky, the average person spends
a third of their life at work.

218
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:11,890
Why would you want to waste
a third of your life being miserable?

219
00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:14,291
Are you saying I should quit?

220
00:11:14,359 --> 00:11:17,793
No! I'm saying that you
need to make work fun!

221
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,764
I don't know, Bugs.

222
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,277
[High-pitched voice] Well,
I think it's a great idea.

223
00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,974
[Both laughing]

224
00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:36,646
Are you ready to see the new you?

225
00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:40,485
My middle name is ready.
Actually it's Shelton.

226
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,212
I tried going with Armando for a
while, but it never caught on...

227
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:46,439
...probably because your middle name
doesn't come up in conversation very much.

228
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,558
I tried working it in, but...

229
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,663
- [Gasps]
- Holy...

230
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:49,375
DAFFY:
What is it?

231
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,028
How do I look?

232
00:11:51,096 --> 00:11:51,984
[Gasping]

233
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:54,860
[Sobbing]

234
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:57,522
I'm gorgeous!

235
00:12:04,784 --> 00:12:07,488
Ggot any paper clips? I used all mine.

236
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:09,422
Thanks.

237
00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:20,774
Is that a chandelier made of paper clips?

238
00:12:20,798 --> 00:12:24,077
You were right, Bugs. Work can be fun.

239
00:12:24,138 --> 00:12:26,272
[Male voices vocalizing]

240
00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:15,388
[Laughing]

241
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,791
[Daffy whistling]

242
00:13:17,858 --> 00:13:18,936
[Gasps]

243
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:29,569
DAFFY: Hello, world. I'm about to
make you a whole lot prettier.

244
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:31,448
[Whistling]

245
00:13:31,614 --> 00:13:34,307
[Baby cooing]

246
00:13:35,494 --> 00:13:37,762
DAFFY:
Hello, little baby.

247
00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:39,174
[Crying]

248
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,044
Oh!

249
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,850
[Cell phone beeping]

250
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:47,047
DAFFY: Tina, it's Daffy. Meet me
at the sunset room in an hour.

251
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,981
And look good. I do.

252
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:52,179
[Whistling]

253
00:13:57,473 --> 00:14:00,863
I'm looking for my boyfriend.
He's a little black duck.

254
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:01,926
A duck?

255
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,251
[Chuckles]

256
00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:06,372
Well, I wasn't sure what that was.

257
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,576
We put him in the way back.

258
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Kinda fancy for lunch. What's the occasion?

259
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I'm the occasion.

260
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:27,254
What happened to you?!

261
00:14:27,294 --> 00:14:30,879
I got a beak job. Look, no bump.

262
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:35,235
You messed up your whole face
just to get rid of a stupid bump?

263
00:14:35,302 --> 00:14:36,597
You look crazy!

264
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:40,029
If I look so crazy, how come
everyone's staring at me?

265
00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:46,523
Because you look crazy.
Daffy, I liked your old beak.

266
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,249
But my old beak had an imperfection.

267
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,384
And when it comes to my appearance...

268
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,958
...there can be no imperfections.

269
00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:58,042
Well, it looks like a dog ate your face.

270
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,121
I liked your bump. I like
all your imperfections.

271
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,461
Well, not all of them.

272
00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:07,187
Your imperfections are what
make you you, and I like you.

273
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:12,402
Oh, I get it. You're jealous because
I have this perfect little beak...

274
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:15,188
...and you have that giant nightmare.

275
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[Punch] [Thud]

276
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[Daffy groans]

277
00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,889
Call Dr. Weisberg!

278
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PORKY:
Come to the conference room...

279
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...and bring the paper airplane.

280
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:39,265
I give you m-Murphy and Associates
International P-paper Airport!

281
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And you are cleared for landing.

282
00:15:47,308 --> 00:15:50,212
Porky, how long did this take you?

283
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:52,377
Heh heh! Hours.

284
00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:54,439
It's all I've been doing since lunch.

285
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Pretty fun. Ha!

286
00:15:56,029 --> 00:16:00,097
I know I said to make work fun,
but you still gotta do your work.

287
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,153
What about The Papadopoulos Returns?

288
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:05,458
Tthe Papadopoulos Returns!

289
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:25,747
Wow, paper baggage handlers.

290
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,040
Mr. Murphy.

291
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,883
- What is this?
- It's a paper airport.

292
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,863
Have you seen Porky? I need
The Papadopoulos Returns.

293
00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:38,558
[Stammering] This just in.
All flights have been grounded...

294
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,560
Due to snow!

295
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:44,391
Yippee! Ha ha! [Crazied laughter]

296
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:47,267
Ho ho! Jingle bells! Ha ha!

297
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:48,968
You're fired.

298
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,857
[High-pitched voice] Oh! Am I fired, too?

299
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,847
DR. WESIBERG:
Lucky for you, I saved your old beak.

300
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,180
Lucky?! It still has the bump!

301
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,955
And is it a little crooked?

302
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,687
Eh, good enough.

303
00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:11,393
- Sorry about that, Porky.
- Don't be sorry.

304
00:17:11,394 --> 00:17:14,755
You've shown me that life's too short
to have a job I don't enjoy.

305
00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:16,259
Huh. That's great.

306
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:18,999
You've shown me that I can do anything.

307
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,851
I can get any job I want.

308
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,813
Well, I didn't say that.

309
00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,377
You've shown me that
as long as I'm having fun,

310
00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:27,224
I can be anything I wannabe.

311
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,853
I can be President of The United States.

312
00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:31,636
Porky.

313
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:36,282
Porky Pig is going to be
President of The U-United States.

314
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:39,966
- That's nice.
DAFFY: What are you guys doing here?

315
00:17:39,987 --> 00:17:42,322
We used to work here.

316
00:17:42,389 --> 00:17:44,660
You're a dentist, too?!

317
00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:46,213
[Laughs]

318
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,471
Lame!

319
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:50,450
[Ding]

320
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:54,481
[Screaming]

321
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:59,960
What? All I said was I never noticed
the bump on his b-beak before.

322
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,783
[Slurps]

323
00:20:32,826 --> 00:20:34,460
Beep Beep!

324
00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,931
I'm j-just so excited about
this new chapter in my life.

325
00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:45,226
Work should be fun. Life should be fun.

326
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,119
M-more tea, Diane?

327
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,945
Do you take cream or sugar?

328
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:56,100
Diane? Do you take cream or sugar?

329
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,246
Diane?

330
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,117
Diane? Cream or sugar?

331
00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:06,016
Diane? Diane?